The World According to Flo Mingo

2009-05-12T16:08:00.001-07:00

Old Hookers
Originally uploaded by Michael_Lehet

I used to work in the Red Light District with these girls Grandmothers, can you believe how young I look!

Tulips, schmulips

2009-05-03T15:12:00.001-07:00

Tulips, schmulips
Originally uploaded by Michael_Lehet

I went to Amsterdam and all I got to see were these damn Marigolds!

Look who's going on vacation

2009-04-15T18:28:00.001-07:00

Look who's going on vacation
Originally uploaded by Michael_Lehet

Look who I picked up at rehab this afternoon? Of course she got out just in time to head off to Amsterdam so she can start the whole process all over again.

If it's one thing that Flo Mingo really enjoys - it's rehab!

Flo has got a jammed pack schedule in Amsterdam. She's going to be meeting up with a whole bunch of bloggers from Switzerland and France - she is so excited she could just pee.

She's also planning on meeting up with some fans of the Feast of Fun (formerly Feast of Fools) and give out some surprises that Marc & Fausto gave her.

But most of all she is looking forward to spending a fabulous time in Amsterdam with her closest and dearest friends, smoking, joking and causing general havoc all while trying to evade Interpol.

Wish her luck, cuz she's gonna need it!

Guess who's back in town!

2008-10-09T19:02:00.001-07:00

Guess who's back in town!
Originally uploaded by Michael_L

And back to her old ways. Even though Flo was fresh out of Rehab, she wanted to have a drink to celebrate, and who am I to deny Flo!

Whatever Flo wants, Flo gets, she's just like that.

My Girl is Back!

2008-10-09T19:01:00.001-07:00

My Girl is Back!
Originally uploaded by Michael_L

My private phone line rang this afternoon and who do you think was on the other end? It was none other than Flo Mingo, fresh out of rehab! She needed a responsible party to pick her up at the train station so I flew to her side....and now she's going on a ROAD TRIP to Iowa with me!

2007-06-04T07:18:00.001-07:00

It's official!

Flo is famous.....her manager has been working hard to get her back on the Showtune Circuit and it's starting to pay off.

Recently Flo was featured changing a tire on car, and that picture was picked up by The Consumerist to compliment a story they were posting about the ravages of not having enough air pressure in your tires.

You can read all about it and see Flo's fabulous face HERE

Way To Go Flo!

Introducing Flo Mingo

2007-02-17T07:04:00.000-08:00

Flo with her two favorite men
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

Hello World.

I would like to take this opportunity to introduce you to Flo Mingo!

Flo is an exciting and vivacious personality and has traveled the world (well at least the USA, Ok at least Ohio and Illinois).

Keep an eye out for all of Flo's exciting adventures.

If you'd like to send her some fan mail, which she always appreciates you can send it to:

Flo
PO Box 408543
Chicago, IL 60640

I'm so addicted

2007-01-11T20:09:00.000-08:00


I came across this video this evening and I'm in love with it.....apparently it's a group called Holly Dolly and this is the song Leva's Polka. Where can I find it? Has anybody seen this CD in a store, i wanna buy it!

2006-12-20T18:06:00.000-08:00

We're sorry for the delays. Flos hectic schedule has forced her to take some well needed time off in the Arizona desert!

She'll be back soon, hopefully within the next 90 to 120 days!

Fell Down

2006-08-09T17:36:00.000-07:00

Fell Down
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

Poor Flo, she fell down and Billy landed on top of her thank goodness he doesn't get tired of doing pushups!

It's So HOT

2006-08-01T18:37:00.000-07:00

It's So HOT
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

That the plants are committing suicide.

Poor Flo

2006-07-11T17:28:00.000-07:00

Poor Flo
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

She's been feeling the effects of El Nino or whatever he called himself. She didn't really ask, so it doesn't really matter, does it?

Anyway, this Robitussin stuff is perfect way to get that taste out of your mouth!

Thirsty

2006-06-07T19:04:00.000-07:00

Thirsty
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

Well, all I can say is that Flo was out of town, and you know what they say:

"Whatever happens in Atlanta, stays in Las Vegas"

Flo at the office

2006-06-03T18:56:00.000-07:00

Flo at the office
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

Flo works so hard, surfing the internet and drinking coffee. Poor Flo!

Flo's First Picture

2006-05-26T15:57:00.000-07:00

Introducing...
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

This was the girl that was holding Flo for us until we came along.

Flo was super pissed off at us, because it took us longer to find her than she had anticipated. She had run out of money and ended up "selling herself" to this toy store.

Well little did she know that what she thought was an Adult Toy Store ended up being a Children's Toy Store, can you imagine?

It really made Flo listen to what people were telling her!

Broken Flo

2006-05-24T18:25:00.000-07:00

Broken Flo
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

An old friend (literally OLD) came to visit...but during her winter stay her wings broke and she doubts that she'll be able to return to her natural habitat.

Well no worry, Flo had no problem telling that bitch to get the hell out and figure it out on her own.

oh well, we've all got to stand on our own don't we?

Tropicana

2006-05-23T17:19:00.000-07:00

Tropicana
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

You may not know it, but years ago Flo was a show girl and she used to work in Vegas!

She used to work at the Tropicana as a cocktail waitress....oh wait, that's not right.....she used to work in Florida making orange juice for Tropicana.

Well either way, I'm sure that she used to at least walk by this place.

Let's Get Excited

2006-05-23T04:32:00.000-07:00

Down Under
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

Everyone gets excited when Flo Mingo is in town.

We were walking around Vegas and these two Aussie girls couldn't believe thier eyes, or their luck!

They insisted that I take their picture with Flo to prove that she's famous around the world!

Go Flo! Go Flo!

Pirates Pirates Everywhere

2006-05-19T14:52:00.000-07:00

Treasure Island
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

Flo was SO excited when she heard that there were Pirates in Las Vegas.

She has always dreamed of being held "captive against her will" and having a man rip away her peasant dress to reveal her "heaving bossom"

But boy was she sadly disappointed. When she started asking around in Vegas about the pirates, she found out that they were all Butt Pirates!

But hey, she got her hair done, doesn't it look great?

Shopping

2006-05-18T15:53:00.000-07:00

Shopping
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

Flo onlyl shops at the most exclusive places.

It's terrible when confusion sets in though, she thought this was Carter's

Boy were those shop girls embarassed when she asked for a layette!

Fortunately for Flo they keep a boy in the back for just such occasions so they easily accomodated her.

She's gonna shop here ALL the time now!

Big Boobs

2006-05-17T14:04:00.000-07:00

Big Boobs
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

Flo got a boob job quite sometime ago (it failed) so she wanted a picture to show the doctor the size she wants to go for next time!

Happy Mothers Day

2006-05-14T08:51:00.000-07:00

From Venice - Las Vegas
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

From Venice - Las Vegas!

Flo hopes that all of you Mothers out there enjoy your special day.

Flo in Vegas

2006-05-12T15:43:00.000-07:00

Flo in Vegas
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

I recently found out that Flo used to work in Vegas. So when she found out I was going for a tradeshow she begged and begged to go.

How could I resist such a face!

Bird Flu Hits Florida

2006-04-27T15:15:00.000-07:00

Bird Flu Hits Florida
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

All Ready

2006-03-10T12:50:00.000-08:00

All Ready
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

Flo and The Boys are all ready for their houseguests.

Flo thinks it's important to make guests feel welcome. And her way of doing it is making sure they sit and watch her eat all the mints and the popcorn, then they'll say "you're welcome to stay right where you are."

Pretty In Pink

2006-02-19T10:45:00.001-08:00

Birds of a Feather
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

Sometimes it's difficult for a girl to distinguish herself from all the other Fluff that's out there in the world.

Flo does a great job of this because she is after all Flo Mingo!

Reddi to go

2006-02-19T10:45:00.000-08:00

Reddi to go
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

Flo knows it's important to be ready to go at a moments notice!

The Theater

2006-02-19T10:42:00.000-08:00

Flo at the Theater
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

Flo knows it's important to enjoy the social events in your city.

She especially enjoys going to the Theater.....well not so much the theater but the things she needs to "do" to get those front row tickets.

Old Habits Die Hard

Breakfast with the Stars

2006-02-18T16:10:00.000-08:00

Breakfast with the Stars
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

Flo heard that when you go to Disney World you can have breakfast with the stars!

She thought she'd get a chance to see Sleepy or Dopey or that bitch Snow White...but no she just met a couple of local actors.

Needless to say she was disappointed but at least she got a cocktail out of it.

Branching Out

2006-02-18T16:08:00.001-08:00

Branching Out
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

Flo knows it's important to diversify so she's moving some of her holdings into bottled water.

Drink Flo!

A couple of friends

2006-02-18T16:08:00.000-08:00

A couple of friends
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

Flo had the opportunity to meet up with some friends from her halcyon days.

Everyone had fun and they were so excited to see Flo.