Pirates Pirates Everywhere

Treasure Island
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.

Flo was SO excited when she heard that there were Pirates in Las Vegas.

She has always dreamed of being held "captive against her will" and having a man rip away her peasant dress to reveal her "heaving bossom"

But boy was she sadly disappointed. When she started asking around in Vegas about the pirates, she found out that they were all Butt Pirates!

But hey, she got her hair done, doesn't it look great?