The World According to Flo Mingo

Friday, May 26, 2006

Flo's First Picture

Originally uploaded by Michael_L.
This was the girl that was holding Flo for us until we came along.

Flo was super pissed off at us, because it took us longer to find her than she had anticipated. She had run out of money and ended up "selling herself" to this toy store.

Well little did she know that what she thought was an Adult Toy Store ended up being a Children's Toy Store, can you imagine?

It really made Flo listen to what people were telling her!

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Broken Flo

Broken Flo
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.
An old friend (literally OLD) came to visit...but during her winter stay her wings broke and she doubts that she'll be able to return to her natural habitat.

Well no worry, Flo had no problem telling that bitch to get the hell out and figure it out on her own.

oh well, we've all got to stand on our own don't we?

Tuesday, May 23, 2006


Originally uploaded by Michael_L.
You may not know it, but years ago Flo was a show girl and she used to work in Vegas!

She used to work at the Tropicana as a cocktail waitress....oh wait, that's not right.....she used to work in Florida making orange juice for Tropicana.

Well either way, I'm sure that she used to at least walk by this place.

Let's Get Excited

Down Under
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.
Everyone gets excited when Flo Mingo is in town.

We were walking around Vegas and these two Aussie girls couldn't believe thier eyes, or their luck!

They insisted that I take their picture with Flo to prove that she's famous around the world!

Go Flo! Go Flo!

Friday, May 19, 2006

Pirates Pirates Everywhere

Treasure Island
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.
Flo was SO excited when she heard that there were Pirates in Las Vegas.

She has always dreamed of being held "captive against her will" and having a man rip away her peasant dress to reveal her "heaving bossom"

But boy was she sadly disappointed. When she started asking around in Vegas about the pirates, she found out that they were all Butt Pirates!

But hey, she got her hair done, doesn't it look great?

Thursday, May 18, 2006


Originally uploaded by Michael_L.
Flo onlyl shops at the most exclusive places.

It's terrible when confusion sets in though, she thought this was Carter's

Boy were those shop girls embarassed when she asked for a layette!

Fortunately for Flo they keep a boy in the back for just such occasions so they easily accomodated her.

She's gonna shop here ALL the time now!

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Big Boobs

Big Boobs
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.
Flo got a boob job quite sometime ago (it failed) so she wanted a picture to show the doctor the size she wants to go for next time!

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Happy Mothers Day

From Venice - Las Vegas
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.
From Venice - Las Vegas!

Flo hopes that all of you Mothers out there enjoy your special day.

Friday, May 12, 2006

Flo in Vegas

Flo in Vegas
Originally uploaded by Michael_L.
I recently found out that Flo used to work in Vegas. So when she found out I was going for a tradeshow she begged and begged to go.

How could I resist such a face!